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Post by CRG on Nov 24, 2005 18:13:13 GMT
Granted! You find a site dedicated to hating MM, and then your computer freezes when you get there!
I wish I had a million wishes
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Post by bubble on Nov 24, 2005 18:17:34 GMT
Granted! But then someone kidnaps you, and forces you to ask for his wishes instead, so they are wasted.
I wish I was always clean, with shiny hair etc, without ever needing to take a bath.
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Post by lotsahillsv13 on Nov 24, 2005 19:33:31 GMT
Granted! You go blind when you see your hair in the mirror.
I wish I didn't have to do English Lit & Lang for GCSE.
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Post by bubble on Nov 24, 2005 19:51:54 GMT
Granted! You havew to do Slovenian Lit. & lang for GCSE.
I wish it was my birthday tomoroww, and christmas in 3 dayss time.
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Post by lotsahillsv13 on Nov 24, 2005 22:30:53 GMT
Granted! Your birthday is every day of the year, so you become incredibly old very quickly and die.
I wish a had a pony. ...
(I wish I had a pony. For you are the pony of my heart.)
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Post by StephiB on Nov 25, 2005 7:05:32 GMT
Granted! The pony eats everything.
I wish I hadn't got hit in the face with a cricket ball.
(Heehee. Funny song.)
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Post by bubble on Nov 25, 2005 8:41:46 GMT
Granted! You got hit in the face with a bowling ball.
I wish weekends were extended to 3 days long, rather than 2.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 25, 2005 8:44:55 GMT
Granted! You have to visit your grandparents every weekend, because you have an extra day and don't have to drive down, get there and drive back. It's torture for me, okay?
I wish I was a better paino player.
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Post by bubble on Nov 25, 2005 8:47:05 GMT
Granted! But you are so good you are forced to do a huge concert lasting 3 hoursevery single night, just you playing, so your fingers ache all the time, and you never get enough sleep.
I wish I was really, really pretty.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 25, 2005 8:48:31 GMT
Granted! Everyone comes up and talks to you, tries to get your photo/autograph etc all the time, and you never get any time to yourself.
I wish cricket was banned.
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Post by bubble on Nov 25, 2005 8:56:28 GMT
Granted! But loads of angry cricket fans come and get you for ruining their game, and you are battered to death by cricket bats.
I wish our maths teacher could explain things better.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 25, 2005 9:07:54 GMT
Granted! He explains things so well that everyone in your class gets the work, and you are no longer the smartest.
I wish my mum would stop worrying if I am okay at home alone.
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Post by bubble on Nov 25, 2005 9:12:21 GMT
Granted! She decides that there's no point worrying, so she takes you with her everywhere instead. And makes you hold her hand.In public.
I wish I didn't have homework I had to do.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 25, 2005 9:18:56 GMT
Granted! You have to finish all the work in class, and get kept in during lunch/recess/after school until you do.
I wish my friend would email me with our magazine stuff.
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Post by bubble on Nov 25, 2005 9:21:34 GMT
Granted! But it is actually to say 'I'm sorry, bt I can't do it'
I wish I could think of something other than pot noodles, which I am currently thinking of for no reason. I don't even like them!
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