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Post by midgetmogget on Nov 16, 2005 9:55:22 GMT
Okay, this is a quite nasty game, so delete it if you like.
One person makes a wish. The next explains how their wish goes horribly wrong. They then make a wish.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly.
Person 2: Granted! The CIA take you to area 51 to find out how you fly. Personally, I always thought it was the aliens that did the probing, not the other way round....
You get that? OK then, my real wish. I wish I had some chocolate.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 16, 2005 20:24:12 GMT
Some people put razors and pins in Halloween candy (including chocolate)
I wish my printer didn't run out of coloured ink.
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Post by midgetmogget on Nov 17, 2005 10:18:44 GMT
Granted! It never stops printing, and you drown in a flood of paper.
I wish that I didn't have homework I should be doing.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 17, 2005 11:16:22 GMT
Granted! You have nothing to do, except go on here, which must be bad somehow.
I wish I had an out-of uniform day at school tomorrow, instead of a pupil-free day.
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Post by midgetmogget on Nov 17, 2005 14:31:51 GMT
Granted! But you wear all your best clothes, and the upset non-free pupils chuck paint all over you.
I wish that w*bs*ns* was not blocking all the decent sites.
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Post by CRG on Nov 18, 2005 19:21:25 GMT
Granted. Now it blocks every site, not just the decent ones.
I wish I had some more pi.
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Post by lotsahillsv13 on Nov 19, 2005 19:30:40 GMT
Granted! An army of mutant pi digits knock your door down, and destroy your internet connection. Permanently.
I wish I could run at 15ms-1 for as long as I liked.
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Post by bubble on Nov 20, 2005 10:15:14 GMT
Granted! But you ran into the desert and got completely lost.
I wish he evil teacher that has taken over our art class retires, and a really nice teacher takes her place.
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Post by CRG on Nov 20, 2005 14:09:42 GMT
Granted! The nice new teacher is very friendly in lessons but gives you eight hours of homework per night. On art history.
I wish someone would come and tidy my room for me.
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Post by bubble on Nov 20, 2005 14:26:06 GMT
Granted! But they consider 'tidying' to mean throwing out all books, etc that are on the floor. Basically anyhting on the floor.
I wish that my parents won £10 million on the lottery.
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Post by CRG on Nov 20, 2005 15:27:37 GMT
Granted! But they never tell you, and spend it all behind your back, not on you.
I wish I could think of Christmas present ideas.
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Post by bubble on Nov 20, 2005 20:51:44 GMT
Granted! But it turnsd out that you accidently mix up the presents, so that lovely pink handknitted scarf for your aunt Dora (or some other relative who like hand knitted scarves) goes to your goth-rocker teeenage cousin, and the little black dress for your teenage sister goes to your grandfather etc.
I wish I was the most popular person in school.
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Post by lotsahillsv13 on Nov 20, 2005 21:03:41 GMT
Granted! You get stampeded to death by a horde of fans running after you. You could have been saved if your limo that they bought you had been able to fit in the NHS car park.
I wish I had a cuddly pi.
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Post by bubble on Nov 20, 2005 21:31:49 GMT
Granted! but you accidently try and eat it, thinking it was a real pi, and get a mouthful of fur.
I wish a new type of fu came oput that only attacked people I don't like, and everyone else was immune.
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Post by StephiB on Nov 21, 2005 10:43:54 GMT
Granted. Everyone dies.
I wish that I didn't have to move house.
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